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I am not a team player. I like eggplant. I have one green eye and one brown eye (heterochromia). I have a cat and dog with heterochromia as well; it makes me feel less like a freak. Growing up, I was called Two-eyed Charlie (even though my name is clearly not Charlie). Instead of a freak, I now think of myself as a medical marvel.

Recent Comments

  1. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    dancing kittens, bedazzled flyswatters, the Letter X, shea butter wet wipes…

  2. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    Especially if there’s a bee in that bonnet.

  3. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    The winking is not obvious. My droopy eyelids are obvious.

  4. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    When you get to be my age, having anyone (human or animal) wink at me is a treat. I’d wink back, but my eyelids are kind of permanently droopy and it’s not obvious.

  5. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    OK. Question answered. Cool!

  6. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    Is this the Close to Home guy?

  7. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    If GoComics had trending words, today’s words would be #buckwheat #waterfalls #AndyJohnson #hoopskirts

  8. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    My buckwheat never has been.

  9. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    thank you for that, z.

  10. 11 months ago on Frog Applause

    What would be the reason to run a series of fake news ad looking for a spouse? Men looking for a wife or women also looking for husband? I feel sorry for illiterate spouse seekers. The ad was well written. I’d write back.