Recent Comments

1. almost 2 years ago on Baldo

   For Halloween I always get candy that I know I’ll gladly eat. That way I’m not afraid to buy a lot and have leftovers.

2. almost 2 years ago on Agnes

   I always pick up candy that I enjoy. That way I can buy a bit more than I know I’ll need Halloween night. And, if I don’t give it all away, I’ll eventually eat it all myself.

3. almost 2 years ago on Jake Likes Onions

   Awfergawdsake! If you’re not going to update this fricken strip then delete it!

4. almost 2 years ago on The Elderberries

   As far as I’m concerned there’s nothing wrong with pastrami that a good helping of Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard can’t cure.

5. almost 2 years ago on Barney & Clyde

   Guts and gore all over the floor, and me without my spoon!

6. almost 2 years ago on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

   If today is a good example, I’d advise you not to pursue a career as a stand-up comedian.

7. almost 2 years ago on Barkeater Lake

   And in response the guy should ask you if you know why donkeys don’t go to school. (The answer is “the whole world hates a smartass.”)

8. almost 2 years ago on Heart of the City

   The pain of a paper cut is usually inversely proportional to the damage actually done.

9. almost 2 years ago on Compu-toon

   If I’m “handwriting” stuff I print. If you saw my handwriting you’d understand why.

10. almost 2 years ago on The Adventures of Business Cat

    If ya can’t update this f(lip)ing strip then replace it!