Just play the ultimate blues: “I didn’t even have a girlfriend who could have run away from me…”
I once owned a car the value of which doubled when I filled the tank.
Dad – Nate’s an expert at failing. Listen to him.
It never happened to me. Plus, I get a gas refill at every corner. In 10 minutes’ time.
We call people like that “perfect politics material”.
“Let’s see… I think it’s a black-and-white Buni!”
Electric cars are for real adventurers.
“What have an electric car and diarrhea in common?
You never know if it holds until home."
Oh, it’s GirlFriend. She probably wears 2,71828.
Susy definitely needs a cosmetician appointment.
You’re in a hole, Arlo. Stop digging!
Just play the ultimate blues: “I didn’t even have a girlfriend who could have run away from me…”